Can we just cut to the chase, please...
Dude on phone: Yo, that sounds sweet, but what kind of rice pudding are we
talking about here?
~Library
Lost in translation…
Girl 1: What are you up to this week?
Girl 2: Do you mean week or weekend?
Girl 1: Yup!
Boy on the side: I guess she didn’t realize that was a question…
~Silo
This kid knows his mathematical proportions…
Boy: The kid’s getting too old now…it should be called “Two and Three-
Quarters of a Man”…
~Silo, after a commercial for the sit com “Two and a Half Men”
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