Overheard at Bates Mar. 2 2010

These just never get old…

Girl 1: Damn it! I always put it in the wrong hole.
Girl 2: That’s what she said.

~Napkin and Silverware drop-off, Commons

Sorry, I’m busy with prior commitments…

Girl: You need to make sure he responds to my texts over break!
Boy: I’ll try, but he doesn’t even text me back.
Girl: Why?
Boy: I don’t know, I think he has a lot of dentist appointments.
Girl: Huh?
Boy: Yeah, he just has a lot of dentist appointments.

~Commons

No pain, no gain…

Boy to friend: Dude, if I flex it, all it does is make my arm tremble.

~Commons

OMG!

Boy to friend: You’re not going to Snoop? That’s social suicide!

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