Overheard at Bates: Facebook Edition
Girl: Yeah, he’s so hot. And by looking at his Facebook pictures I can tell that he’s fun,
too.
~Merrill
Stalk much?
Person 1: Did he go to the frisbee tournament? I think they left around 8 this morning.
Person 2: No, I don’t think so. He had Facebook activity around 11.
~Commons
She was clearly waiting to pounce . . .
Girl arriving to dinner table: Hey everyone.
Girl at table: YOU! You haven’t put those pictures up from last night yet, and I’ve been
checking every ten minutes!
~Commons, day after Trick-or-Drink
We all would agree . . .
Girl 1: This was such a good lunch.
Girl 2: I know, I love Monday lunches.
Boy: Me too.
Girl 3 (with a mouth full of ice-cream): I LOVE ALL MEALS.
~Commons
Off the Web and On Alumni Walk, The concussed unite!
Boy to friend: I got my second concussion in three weeks this weekend…
Eavesdropper strolling by: Woohoo! Well, I guess I’ve only had three in the past two years, but still! Yeah!




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