Overheard at Bates, Sep. 22, 2009

A group of first-years clammering up a staircase in Smith on Friday night…

Vexed first-year boy: Every girl here has a boyfriend! I swear, every girl I’ve talked

to has a boyfriend!

Optimistic first-year girl: Oooh! Oooh hey! What about me?

Boy: Err… yeah… maybe…

It dawned on her the next day…

Girl: I didn’t make it to the '80s dance AGAIN. That’s two years in a row now!

~Commons, Sunday morning

It’s not like we are at college or anything…

Girl: Do I actually have to read the whole thing?

Girl’s classmate: Yeah.

Girl: S*@!

Starting the year off with a bang...

First-year boy: Half the girls on my floor lost their virginity last night.

~Commons, first day of classes

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