So this is love…
Girl 1: He so totally likes you!
Girl 2: _Oh puh-lease. _He only likes me because he hit me with a
bat once.
- Men’s soccer game
Random outburst…
Girl: Gah! _I just f*%&ing love Hey Arnold!
- Commons
Ouch…
Boy: I mean c’mon… She’s got the common sense of an acorn.
- Classroom
When all else fails on a Saturday night…
Girl to friend: I have officially eaten my weight in Milts.
- 1:30 a.m., Milts




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