3 Number of times the SeaWorld orca whale that killed trainer Dawn Brancheau has been involved in a human death. Have we gotten the hint yet? 10 Number of hours a handcuffed probationer was accidentally left in a courthouse after court officials left for a long weekend.
4 Number of people killed by sharks last year. 791 Number of people killed by defective toasters last year. 8 million Pounds of guacamole consumed nationally on Super Bowl Sunday. 6 Percent of people who call in sick to work the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday.
500,000 The number of votes for advertising executive Don Draper, lead character of TV show “Mad Men”, on AskMen.com for Most Influential Man of 2009, beating out many other men who actually do exist. 300,000 Amount of money in dollars going toward an aerial search by National Security Technologies for radioactive rabbit poop in Hanford, California.
78 The age of a bank teller who told a would-be robber to get out of the bank.At her reprimand, the man fled. "He's probably not going to brag about this to any of his friends," said the local police captain. 21 The age of a woman who was carded when she attempted to buy teaspoons in a British store.
107 The age of a woman who is divorcing her 37 year-old husband because he is undergoing drug rehabilitation and she is afraid that he will try to find a younger woman when he completes the program. 6 The number of marijuana plants confiscated in a drug raid of an outdoor growing facility in Halifax, CA.
Digitz 2 The number of atom bomb attacks survived by 93-year-old Tsutomu Yamaguchi. He first visited Hiroshima on the day of the bombing, August 6th, 1945 for a business trip and returned to Nagaski in time for the second bombing on August 9th. 26,000,000 The amount, in dollars, won by an immigrant of El Salvador from a lottery ticket after he ignored his friends’ advice not to buy one on Friday the 13th.
Digitz 2 The number of people trampled to death as a crowd rushed into a stadium to see the Pope speak. 1 The number of robbers who robbed a jewelry store in Wisconsin. 2 The number of robbers who robbed a robber as he left a jewelry store in Wisconsin.
200,000 The number of Euros that Berlin has spent on an “anti-grumpiness” campaign, which followed research showing that most outsiders think Berlin is a “gruff and ill-tempered place.” 60 The age of a dead body delivered to a pet store.